predicciones de la MTV Music Awards

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Nominees:

Danity Kane "Damaged" Jonas Brothers "Burnin' Up" Panic at the Disco "Nine in the Afternoon" Britney Spears "Piece of Me" Tokio Hotel "Ready, Set, Go!"

Logic Would Dictate: By far the most heated category of the night, particularly if you're a 13-year-old girl or a cat-hair-coated shut-in, Best Pop is either gonna go to the squeaky clean Jonas boys or the follically fabulous Tokio Hotel. For they are the Highlanders of 'tween pop, and there can be no other way.

But Illogically: Hey, Britney's in this category, and stranger things have happened. And the most illogical move would be to give this to Panic, so you can't count them out either.

So, The Winner Is: The Jonas Brothers. The unstoppable, hormonally-charged train rolls on — which is a shame, because Tokio Hotel's acceptance speech could've been the most amazing thing of all time. Have you ever seen a porcupine-boychild weep with joy?


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Nominees:

Miley Cyrus "7 Things" Katy Perry "I Kissed a Girl" Jordin Sparks "No Air" Taylor Swift "Tears on My Guitar" Tokio Hotel "Ready, Set, Go!"

Logic Would Dictate:Miley, Miley, Miley. And more Miley. She's a ginormous, borderline frightening global brand at this point, and I actually like her song, so she'd be the logical, smart choice. Although Tokio Hotel fans are beyond fanatical, and since online voting is determining BNA, the might actually be the favorites here. Taylor Swift is legitimately talented, but hey, don't hold it against her, voters!

But Illogically: Jordin Sparks is a very nice, very sweet girl. She won "American Idol." People seem to like her. Her dad played in the NFL. So ... uh, did I mention Katy Perry likes kissing girls?

So, The Winner Is: I'm saying Miley, but it could very well be Tokio, too. Regardless, 'tweenage hearts will be broken.